How to Increase Penis Size Fast According to Top Porn Producer

When you’re watching porn do you ever catch yourself shifting your attention from the women to the guy just for a second because holy shit… he has a huge dick?! 

Don’t feel embarrassed, we all do it. 

When it comes to our junk, it’s hard not to feel a little self-conscious when there are guys out there with huge dicks. I don’t know one guy that wouldn’t do terrible things for an extra one or two inches. But if you feel like you need to do something about your penis size, then there are a few different ways that you can help yourself reach your full potential.

There are a ton of pills that guarantee that they’ll give you a boner that’s big enough to be mistaken as a third leg, but when it comes down to it, they’re all bullshit. Believe me, I know from personal experience. I’m around porn stars all the time, and no one is immune to feeling a little envious, you know? I’ve taken some of those dick pills I mentioned, and honestly, I felt like I needed to go to the hospital after taking a few. 

But here are a few ways to increase your penis size fast: 

#1 Pumps

When it comes to making your dick look like a literal force of nature, pumps can help in a pinch. 

So, what are pumps? They’re a cylinder that you put your dick in and pump the air out of. The pump will pull your dick into the most full erection that you’re physically capable of. And because it’s sucking all the air out of the chamber, it’ll probably make your dick look red and veiny as fuck. If you want your cock to look like it’s intimidating, then this will definitely help you. 

Before filming porn a lot of male performers use these to help get and keep an erection throughout the scene. What you watch in porn is only about half of what actually goes on during filming. Porn is fucking exhausting, and the guys need to keep an erection for the whole time we’re filming, which can usually be anywhere from three to five hours. Sure, we have fluffers onsite, but a pump doesn’t have to get paid so this is one of the favorite methods of keeping a raging boner while filming. 

#2 Rings

A lot of time cock rings are used in conjunction with pumps! They’re put on before the pumping starts to help keep all the blood that the pump sucked into your dick where it belongs. 

Plus they feel good for the girl when you’re fucking. If you get a vibrating one, it’ll essentially turn your dick into a vibrating sex toy. 

The only problem with rings and pumps is that you can’t wear them all the time. Your flaccid dick isn’t going to get much bigger from pumping or wearing a ring unless you’ve been doing it religiously for years. And if you spend too much time pumping or wear your cock ring for too long, you can seriously fuck up your dick. You can bruise and break blood vessels, which is the last thing you want to do since you want to keep your blood vessels as strong as possible in your dick. You can essentially Kylie-Jenner-Lip-Challenge your dick to the point where you can even lose some sensation, which isn’t a good idea if you ever want to cum again. 

#3 Surgery

For the most noticeable results, surgery is the best option. There is one FDA approved implant that dramatically increases the size of your dick without completely ruining your penis. Other options like fillers can actually cause more damage than anything else. But the cost of the surgery for the implant that won’t make your dick fall off is more than a fucking used car.

Sure, your dick will be instantly big, but you can’t use it for several weeks after the surgery. Plus, you have to go through the extremely uncomfortable doctor’s visits that come before and after the surgery. Sure, doctors aren’t supposed to judge you but come on, you’re getting a penis implant… unless your dick got shot off or something, you shouldn’t be sitting in his office. 

Plus, the last place I’d want to have surgery is on my fucking dick. You’ll be hobbling around like you just got fucked while holding ice to your crotch for months before you can try out your new dick. 

The whole process is emotionally uncomfortable, physically painful, and quite frankly not worth it. I don’t care how much bigger I’d be; I wouldn’t pay anyone to fillet my cock. 

Let’s be honest with one another here; there is no real way to make your dick bigger overnight. The best way to increase the size of your shlong without having to go to a doctor, take drugs, or bruise your dick is to change your lifestyle.

Are you a little overweight? Well, get your ass in the gym! Not only will working out increase the amount of testosterone but it will get rid of your dad bod. A lot of people who lose weight seem to find a couple of extra inches of their dick because of some of your shaft recedes into your stomach fat.

Make sure that while you’re on your health kick that you don’t take any steroids because that’ll make your muscles bigger but it’ll totally kill your boner. The key to having a big dick is living naturally. Embrace your inner yoga-going-green-juice-drinking girl, and you’ll unleash your full boner potential.

I know that it sounds corny, but changing your lifestyle will ultimately help your body. Not only will you reveal inches that you never knew you had, but the testosterone in your body will help lengthen your dick and your stamina in bed. Let’s be honest; every girl wants a guy who can last longer in bed. Because what’s the use of having a massive dick if you cum in less than three seconds?

Change your sex life by changing the way you live in general. I promise you that you’ll thank yourself when you decided to spend a couple of hundred dollars on a gym membership instead of dripping a cool $10K on penis surgery.

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